To this day, on the 1st april 2013, I'll stand bravely and say "I was a part of the Mishapocalypse."
Supernatural ~ Teen Wolf ~ Hannibal ~ Sherlock ~ Avengers ~ Harry Potter ~ Lord of the Rings ~ The Hobbit ~ Starcrushes.
CAN YOU KNOT
it’s a disturbing realization that peter has a higher sex drive than stiles. for most of high school, stiles lived under the impression that he was the horniest person on earth. he couldn’t have been more wrong. when he starts sleeping with peter, he expects an abundance of kinky sex. what he did not sign up for is getting ruined four times a day. with peter’s werewolf stamina, and almost nonexistent refractory period, he can literally keep going four hours on end. stiles makes it about a week before he raises a white flag and sets some boundaries about them not fucking more than twice a day. he also puts a twenty-minute maximum on any given round of penetration. of course, peter agrees. he doesn’t want to do any permanent damage to stiles’ perfect little body. but he does tease stiles about not being able to keep up with an ‘old man’ at every given opportunity.
But in small moments like this, Stiles Stilinski scares the shit out of me. Like you can totally tell that he’s willing to commit murder right about now. His lips are freaking curling into a snarl because he’s so pissed and his fucking eyes are DEAD. He’s just so done with people pushing him and his friends around. They’ve already lost so much and he’ll be damned if he lets them lose more.
Don't forget to make us proud
Don't forget to socialize
Don't forget to get A's
Don't forget to blend in
Don't forget to look good
Don't forget to be perfect
Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.